Danny Dip
The Optimist
π Swing Trader π 226 years old (Born 1800)"A 3% pullback in a bull market is just the universe giving you a second chance to buy what you missed."
Spry man of perhaps 70, but his eyes contain centuries. Wears a peculiar mix of Regency-era waistcoat over a modern hoodie, as if he can't decide which century he belongs to.
π 2 Years Performance: We gave Danny Dip $10,000 and let him trade 12 crypto symbols from Jan 1, 2024 to today. π’ LIVE
Quick Performance Comparison
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Equity Curve (2 Years)
Combined P&L across all 12 symbols
π° Trading Activity (2 Years)
β οΈ Important Note:
This simulation tests each symbol with its own $10K account (not pooled).
Crypto symbols can show 40-75%+ fee drag due to high trade frequency.
Stocks are FREE on Alpaca, so the ~100 stock symbols have zero fee impact.
βοΈ Trading Strategy
Buy 3% dips, target 5% profit
Waits for quality assets to pull back 3% from recent highs, then enters with a 5% profit target. Uses trailing stops to protect gains during extended runs.
π― Best Suited For
Bull markets and quality stocks
π Why This Strategy Works
In uptrending markets (which is most of market history), pullbacks are temporary. Institutions use them to accumulate. Danny's 3% threshold filters out normal volatility.
Mathematical Formula
CODE VERIFIED β
These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-danny-simulation.php
π Recent High (Lookback)
π Dip Percentage Calculation
π Entry Signal (Buy the Dip)
π Entry Signal (Buy the Dip)
π Exit Conditions
βοΈ Simulation Parameters
π Historical Origin
Origin: Baron Rothschild during the Napoleonic Wars
The legend says Baron Rothschild made a fortune during the panic following the Battle of Waterloo in 1815. His alleged advice: "Buy when there's blood in the streets, even if the blood is your own."
π Top 10 Performing Symbols (2 Years)
π Worst 5 Performing Symbols (2 Years)
π All Symbol Results
Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve
| Rank | Symbol | Return | Start | Final Value | Trades | Win Rate | Fees | Net | Max DD | Avg Hold | Refunds | Last Refund |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
DOTUSD π« PROBATION
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+6.12% | π $10,095 | $10,713 | 3 | 67% | $161 | +$618 | -99.1% | 14.0h | 1 |
Feb 6, 2026 22d left |
| 2 |
BTCUSD βΏ
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-31.47% | $10,000 | $6,853 | 95 | 45% | $4,270 | -$3,147 | -38.9% | 1.5d | β | - |
| 3 |
LTCUSD βΏ
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-66.37% | $10,000 | $3,363 | 384 | 42% | $18,112 | -$6,637 | -84.0% | 16.6h | β | - |
| 4 |
XRPUSD βΏ
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-69.36% | $10,000 | $3,064 | 426 | 43% | $18,575 | -$6,936 | -82.9% | 14.1h | β | - |
| 5 |
SHIBUSD βΏ
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-71.75% | $10,000 | $2,825 | 603 | 43% | $36,392 | -$7,175 | -94.1% | 12.4h | β | - |
| 6 |
ETHUSD βΏ
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-73.02% | $10,000 | $2,698 | 236 | 41% | $8,890 | -$7,302 | -77.9% | 1.0d | β | - |
| 7 |
SOLUSD βΏ
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-88.96% | $10,000 | $1,104 | 419 | 40% | $12,139 | -$8,896 | -92.3% | 14.0h | β | - |
| 8 |
DOGEUSD βΏ
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-91.93% | $10,000 | $807 | 629 | 42% | $19,146 | -$9,193 | -94.5% | 12.8h | β | - |
| 9 |
PEPEUSD βΏ
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-93.45% | $10,000 | $655 | 1248 | 42% | $455,805 | -$9,345 | -99.8% | 7.8h | β | - |
| 10 |
LINKUSD βΏ
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-96.25% | $10,000 | $375 | 465 | 39% | $7,269 | -$9,625 | -96.9% | 14.5h | β | - |
| 11 |
AVAXUSD βΏ
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-97.52% | $10,000 | $248 | 490 | 39% | $6,569 | -$9,752 | -97.8% | 14.0h | β | - |
| 12 |
UNIUSD βΏ
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-98.01% | $10,000 | $199 | 600 | 39% | $13,108 | -$9,801 | -98.8% | 12.2h | β | - |
π€ Personality
Eternally bullish, impossibly optimistic. Has seen Napoleon's wars, the Long Depression, the Great Depression, 1987, 2000, 2008, and 2020βand made money in each recovery.
DOTUSD
BTCUSD
LTCUSD
XRPUSD
SHIBUSD
ETHUSD
SOLUSD
DOGEUSD
PEPEUSD
LINKUSD
UNIUSD
AVAXUSD