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Professor Mean
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Professor Mean

The Mathematician

📐 Swing Trader 📅 146 years old (Born 1880)

"Price is a drunk stumbling home. It may wander, but it always returns to the mean."

Impossibly old—a walking artifact from the Victorian era. Bow tie, antique spectacles, chalk dust on his academic robes. His hands shake slightly, but his mind is sharp.

📊 View Performance: 1 Month 3 Months 6 Months YTD 1 Year 2 Years
Jan 14, 2026 Feb 14, 2026 (31 days)
🎯 Asset Class: 📈 Stocks 102 Crypto 12 🌐 All Assets 114

📊 Last Month Performance: Showing Professor Mean's performance over the last month across 102 stock symbols. 🟢 LIVE

$10,719
Avg Value (per symbol)
Started at: $10,739 ($-20)
-0.18%
Last Month ROI
57.0%
Win Rate
1,280
Total Trades

Quick Performance Comparison

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-0.2%
1 Month
+0.1%
3 Months
+0.8%
6 Months
+0.2%
YTD
-0.5%
1 Year

Equity Curve (Last Month)

Combined P&L across all 102 symbols

⚙️ Trading Strategy

Trade 2 standard deviation extremes back to mean

When price moves 2 standard deviations from its 20-day average, the move is statistically extreme. Professor Mean profits from the inevitable return to normalcy.

🎯 Best Suited For

Range-bound stocks and ETFs

"Everything reverts to the mean. Everything."

📜 Why This Strategy Works

Markets overreact. Good news pushes prices above fair value; bad news pushes them below. Extremes are by definition unsustainable.

Mathematical Formula

CODE VERIFIED — These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php

📊 Entry Signal

📈 Entry Signal

Z-Score ≤ -2.0 (price is 2+ std devs below mean)
→ BUY at current close price

📉 Exit Rules

• MEAN_REVERSION: Z-Score ≥ 0 (price returned to mean)
• STOP_LOSS: Z-Score ≤ -3.0 OR price ≤ entry × 0.92 (-8%)
• MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 10 days

⚙️ Simulation Parameters

MEAN_PERIOD: 20
ENTRY_STD_DEVS: 2
EXIT_AT_MEAN: 1
STOP_LOSS_STD_DEVS: 3
MAX_HOLD_DAYS: 10

📖 Historical Origin

Origin: Sir Francis Galton's regression to the mean

Sir Francis Galton was a polymath who, in the 1880s, discovered "regression toward mediocrity" while studying hereditary traits. The principle was universal: extreme measurements tend to be followed by less extreme ones.

🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last Month)

📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last Month)

📊 All Symbol Results

Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve

📅 Last Month: Jan 14, 2026 Feb 14, 2026 (31 days)
Rank Symbol Return 1M Start Final Value Trades Win Rate Fees Net Max DD Avg Hold Refunds Last Refund
1 NET +17.73% $10,520 $12,385 13 46% - +$1,865 -16.9% 6.4h -
2 NIO +14.95% $7,886 $9,065 12 67% - +$1,179 -30.0% 6.6h -
3 ARM +7.91% $11,946 $12,891 13 62% - +$945 -16.8% 6.3h -
4 MU +6.63% $10,782 $11,497 13 69% - +$715 -23.5% 4.9h -
5 DIS +5.32% $8,826 $9,295 14 64% - +$470 -21.3% 6.2h -
6 GILD +5.16% $9,104 $9,574 12 75% - +$470 -18.5% 6.6h -
7 CRM +4.74% $9,888 $10,356 13 69% - +$469 -9.2% 8.0h -
8 XOM +4.26% $10,400 $10,843 13 69% - +$443 -9.1% 5.5h -
9 INTC +3.65% $9,593 $9,943 13 54% - +$350 -24.3% 6.5h -
10 NVDA +3.63% $13,903 $14,407 12 67% - +$505 -11.5% 4.4h -
11 AMZN +3.57% $10,548 $10,925 14 64% - +$377 -15.2% 5.8h -
12 TSLA +3.34% $8,868 $9,165 12 67% - +$296 -25.6% 5.0h -
13 ISRG +3.31% $12,182 $12,585 14 57% - +$403 -17.0% 4.5h -
14 CVX +3.23% $10,968 $11,323 14 79% - +$354 -5.5% 6.1h -
15 BIIB +2.91% $8,781 $9,037 13 62% - +$256 -26.8% 4.7h -
16 SMCI +2.73% $7,895 $8,111 13 62% - +$216 -55.7% 5.3h -
17 ADBE +2.59% $8,377 $8,594 13 62% - +$217 -18.6% 6.8h -
18 AMGN +2.49% $10,673 $10,938 12 75% - +$266 -10.0% 4.5h -
19 AXP +2.35% $10,835 $11,090 12 67% - +$255 -12.7% 4.9h -
20 PG +2.33% $10,722 $10,971 11 91% - +$250 -7.0% 6.1h -
21 BMY +2.20% $15,171 $15,505 11 64% - +$334 -10.5% 5.6h -
22 RIOT +1.93% $9,278 $9,457 12 67% - +$179 -50.0% 7.1h -
23 KO +1.79% $10,290 $10,474 12 58% - +$184 -6.2% 5.8h -
24 COP +1.78% $9,466 $9,635 13 77% - +$169 -18.3% 5.6h -
25 XLE +1.73% $9,649 $9,816 12 67% - +$167 -13.3% 5.3h -
26 USO +1.67% $11,194 $11,381 13 54% - +$187 -11.5% 5.6h -
27 COST +1.59% $10,452 $10,618 14 64% - +$166 -7.2% 5.7h -
28 V +1.48% $10,265 $10,417 14 79% - +$152 -5.0% 6.8h -
29 CSCO +1.47% $9,564 $9,705 14 50% - +$141 -10.7% 7.5h -
30 XLK +1.46% $10,881 $11,040 13 69% - +$159 -11.6% 6.8h -
31 MRK +1.45% $11,677 $11,846 13 62% - +$169 -8.0% 4.8h -
32 PEP +1.35% $9,815 $9,948 11 64% - +$133 -12.9% 6.3h -
33 BRK-B +1.31% $11,750 $11,904 13 62% - +$154 -4.6% 6.3h -
34 GOOGL +1.22% $11,033 $11,167 14 57% - +$135 -9.9% 5.7h -
35 JNJ +1.19% $11,298 $11,432 11 82% - +$134 -5.7% 5.0h -
36 LCID +1.17% $9,642 $9,755 13 62% - +$113 -30.7% 5.2h -
37 OXY +1.08% $8,479 $8,570 12 67% - +$92 -17.0% 6.1h -
38 UNH +0.84% $9,295 $9,374 14 64% - +$78 -22.2% 5.8h -
39 SLB +0.83% $9,811 $9,893 11 64% - +$81 -18.4% 6.7h -
40 RBLX +0.82% $12,393 $12,494 14 57% - +$102 -18.1% 7.7h -
41 WMT +0.70% $11,527 $11,608 12 58% - +$81 -4.5% 6.2h -
42 PLTR +0.63% $18,926 $19,046 14 71% - +$119 -11.2% 4.9h -
43 MA +0.48% $10,489 $10,539 11 64% - +$50 -5.8% 7.6h -
44 MARA +0.39% $11,480 $11,525 14 57% - +$45 -29.5% 6.1h -
45 VRTX +0.29% $11,720 $11,754 12 42% - +$34 -5.5% 5.3h -
46 MCD +0.11% $12,198 $12,211 12 42% - +$13 -4.1% 5.4h -
47 ORCL +0.05% $8,888 $8,892 13 54% - +$4 -27.9% 6.9h -
48 MDT -0.02% $8,995 $8,993 11 55% - -$2 -13.7% 4.9h -
49 GS -0.08% $13,707 $13,697 12 58% - -$11 -3.9% 6.1h -
50 C -0.09% $11,644 $11,634 11 36% - -$10 -6.0% 5.3h -
51 SCHW -0.16% $12,786 $12,766 13 62% - -$20 -7.0% 5.7h -
52 CMCSA -0.17% $9,218 $9,203 11 55% - -$16 -19.7% 6.3h -
53 PM -0.27% $10,538 $10,510 10 40% - -$28 -10.7% 5.3h -
54 VZ -0.36% $9,731 $9,696 12 50% - -$35 -12.7% 5.7h -
55 META -0.39% $12,480 $12,432 13 69% - -$49 -5.9% 5.3h -
56 PFE -0.46% $10,024 $9,978 12 50% - -$46 -11.8% 6.2h -
57 RIVN -0.53% $7,413 $7,374 13 54% - -$39 -32.4% 7.7h -
58 REGN -0.68% $10,963 $10,888 14 50% - -$75 -13.4% 6.7h -
59 QQQ -0.72% $10,690 $10,614 12 58% - -$77 -4.4% 6.1h -
60 MS -0.73% $10,954 $10,874 11 64% - -$80 -9.7% 6.1h -
61 TMO -0.75% $9,981 $9,906 14 57% - -$75 -13.7% 5.2h -
62 VOO -0.81% $11,052 $10,962 13 62% - -$90 -5.6% 5.6h -
63 TQQQ -0.82% $10,349 $10,264 13 62% - -$85 -17.9% 5.9h -
64 HD -0.83% $10,727 $10,638 12 67% - -$89 -5.1% 3.8h -
65 SQQQ -0.88% $6,201 $6,146 13 62% - -$55 -42.9% 6.3h -
66 LLY -0.91% $8,607 $8,528 14 64% - -$78 -24.9% 5.9h -
67 VTI -0.93% $10,048 $9,955 12 50% - -$93 -8.8% 6.0h -
68 AMD -0.93% $9,991 $9,898 15 53% - -$93 -28.5% 6.3h -
69 TLT -0.96% $10,238 $10,140 13 46% - -$98 -6.8% 5.3h -
70 NFLX -1.01% $11,069 $10,958 13 69% - -$112 -13.7% 6.8h -
71 AAPL -1.06% $11,351 $11,230 12 42% - -$120 -13.3% 6.8h -
72 SPY -1.13% $10,712 $10,591 11 64% - -$121 -7.1% 5.9h -
73 IWM -1.13% $9,383 $9,277 12 42% - -$106 -14.5% 7.0h -
74 BLK -1.18% $13,763 $13,601 12 58% - -$162 -4.0% 4.8h -
75 VXX -1.39% $11,523 $11,363 11 64% - -$160 -19.3% 6.2h -
76 AMC -1.45% $17,453 $17,200 12 58% - -$253 -18.6% 5.2h -
77 ARKK -1.52% $11,081 $10,913 13 46% - -$168 -16.4% 6.2h -
78 CRWD -1.89% $14,605 $14,329 15 60% - -$276 -12.6% 6.7h -
79 GLD -2.22% $10,037 $9,814 12 50% - -$223 -7.6% 5.1h -
80 ACN -2.24% $9,165 $8,959 14 64% - -$205 -15.0% 6.8h -
81 XLF -2.38% $10,979 $10,717 13 46% - -$261 -5.4% 6.9h -
82 PANW -2.69% $9,302 $9,052 12 50% - -$250 -24.6% 6.9h -
83 PYPL -2.69% $9,914 $9,648 14 43% - -$267 -17.7% 6.3h -
84 DIA -2.72% $9,595 $9,334 11 36% - -$261 -11.0% 5.4h -
85 WFC -2.81% $9,803 $9,527 13 69% - -$275 -15.9% 6.5h -
86 COIN -2.82% $10,080 $9,795 14 43% - -$284 -42.7% 6.1h -
87 BAC -2.85% $10,267 $9,975 11 27% - -$293 -7.2% 6.8h -
88 SPXU -3.27% $10,966 $10,607 13 54% - -$359 -19.1% 10.6h -
89 GME -3.47% $7,563 $7,301 14 43% - -$262 -44.4% 6.8h -
90 UVXY -3.98% $9,254 $8,886 12 50% - -$368 -33.5% 6.8h -
91 IBM -4.07% $10,854 $10,412 11 45% - -$442 -9.2% 4.7h -
92 JPM -4.33% $11,546 $11,046 12 33% - -$500 -7.6% 5.9h -
93 AVGO -5.19% $12,316 $11,677 13 46% - -$639 -12.8% 5.7h -
94 SOFI -6.13% $10,520 $9,875 13 38% - -$645 -26.0% 5.5h -
95 SLV -6.39% $12,628 $11,821 11 45% - -$807 -25.0% 4.9h -
96 MSFT -7.25% $10,294 $9,547 12 42% - -$746 -10.0% 4.8h -
97 DKNG -8.22% $12,996 $11,928 14 50% - -$1,068 -14.0% 5.1h -
98 MRNA -8.85% $6,927 $6,314 13 62% - -$613 -31.7% 6.1h -
99 SNOW -9.34% $13,052 $11,833 11 45% - -$1,219 -17.7% 6.3h -
100 ABBV -10.26% $10,052 $9,021 12 50% - -$1,031 -17.6% 6.6h -
101 SOXL -10.50% $16,024 $14,341 9 44% - -$1,682 -43.9% 5.2h -
102 HOOD -13.70% $14,655 $12,647 13 15% - -$2,008 -26.1% 6.6h -

👤 Personality

Speaks in equations. Finds human behavior predictable and slightly disappointing. Gets genuinely excited about standard deviations.