Yolanda YOLO

The Degen

🎰 Swing Trader 📅 6 years old (Born 2020)

"A 5% dip is the universe daring you to size up."

Neon hair (color changes monthly). Constantly on her phone. Has lost and made back her entire account at least twice. Diamond hands emoji in all her bios.

📊 View Performance: 1 Month 3 Months 6 Months YTD 1 Year 2 Years

Feb 14, 2025 → Feb 14, 2026 (365 days)

🎯 Asset Class: 📈 Stocks 102 ₿ Crypto 12 🌐 All Assets 114 ⚠️ Crypto has 0.25% trading fees - results reflect fee impact

📊 Last Year Performance: Showing Yolanda YOLO's performance over the last year across 12 crypto symbols. 🟢 LIVE

$25,208

Avg Value (per symbol)

Started at: $35,426 ($-10,218)

-28.84%

Last Year ROI

35.7%

Win Rate

498

Total Trades

Quick Performance Comparison

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Equity Curve (Last Year)

Combined P&L across all 12 symbols

💰 Trading Activity (Last Year)

Stock Volume

0 trades

Stock Fees

✓ Commission FREE

Crypto Volume

$25,947,818

498 trades

Crypto Fees

$64,870

0.25% of volume

⚙️ Trading Strategy

Buy 5% dips, target 10% profit

Targets deeper dips (5%) than conventional strategies, waiting for true capitulation. Her 10% profit target is aggressive but accounts for the higher risk.

🎯 Best Suited For

Meme stocks, volatile crypto

"Fortune favors the bold. And I'm bold as fuck."

📜 Why This Strategy Works

In volatile markets, these swings happen regularly. The strategy works when she can stomach the drawdowns—and when she doesn't blow up first.

Mathematical Formula

CODE VERIFIED — These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php

📊 Entry Signal ("Buy the Dip")

📈 Entry Signal ("Buy the Dip")

                        Price has fallen 5%+ from 20-bar high                    

→ BUY at current price

📉 Exit Conditions

                        • TARGET: Price ≥ entry × 1.10 (+10% gain)                    

                        • STOP_LOSS: Price ≤ entry × 0.95 (-5% loss)                    

                        • MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 21 days                    

Risk/Reward: 2:1 (win $10 for every $5 risked)

⚙️ Simulation Parameters

                        DIP_LOOKBACK:
                        20
                    

                        DIP_THRESHOLD_PCT:
                        5%
                    

                        TARGET_GAIN_PCT:
                        10%
                    

                        STOP_LOSS_PCT:
                        -5%
                    

                        MAX_HOLD_DAYS:
                        21
                    

📖 Historical Origin

Origin: Pandemic stimulus checks and Robinhood

Born in January 2020 when the pandemic, zero-commission trading, and government stimulus created a perfect storm. In January 2021, GameStop proved the power of coordinated retail buying.

🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last Year)

📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last Year)

📊 All Symbol Results

Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve

📅 Last Year: Feb 14, 2025 → Feb 14, 2026 (365 days)

Rank	Symbol	Return	1Y Start	Final Value	Trades	Win Rate	Fees	Net	Max DD	Avg Hold	Refunds	Last Refund
1	BTCUSD ₿	+17.60%	$10,546	$12,402	5	60%	$1,007	+$1,856	-11.7%	4.3d	✓	-
2	AVAXUSD ₿	+2.34%	$6,210	$6,355	43	40%	$6,258	+$145	-71.6%	1.4d	✓	-
3	LINKUSD ₿	-4.11%	$10,525	$10,092	47	40%	$5,428	-$433	-45.9%	1.5d	✓	-
4	LTCUSD ₿	-7.56%	$15,853	$14,655	38	37%	$6,807	-$1,199	-35.1%	2.0d	✓	-
5	SHIBUSD ₿	-9.77%	$9,700	$8,753	30	37%	$8,110	-$948	-76.6%	1.3d	✓	-
6	XRPUSD ₿	-20.97%	$15,668	$12,382	32	34%	$6,916	-$3,286	-44.2%	1.6d	✓	-
7	ETHUSD ₿	-21.57%	$9,221	$7,232	29	34%	$2,829	-$1,989	-53.5%	2.8d	✓	-
8	DOGEUSD ₿	-43.65%	$14,010	$7,894	48	33%	$10,127	-$6,115	-66.8%	1.5d	✓	-
9	PEPEUSD ₿	-53.80%	$303,565	$140,247	85	34%	$491,750	-$163,318	-85.2%	19.2h	✓	-
10	SOLUSD ₿	-64.02%	$14,278	$5,137	39	23%	$4,741	-$9,141	-72.1%	1.3d	✓	-
11	UNIUSD ₿	-64.23%	$7,674	$2,745	62	31%	$5,997	-$4,929	-78.1%	1.4d	✓	-
12	DOTUSD ₿	-76.38%	$7,862	$1,857	40	25%	$4,849	-$6,005	-89.1%	1.7d	✓	-

👤 Personality

Fearless bordering on reckless. Lives for the thrill. Screenshots her wins, deletes her losses. Genuinely believes she's lucky.