Professor Mean
The Mathematician
📐 Swing Trader 📅 146 years old (Born 1880)"Price is a drunk stumbling home. It may wander, but it always returns to the mean."
Impossibly old—a walking artifact from the Victorian era. Bow tie, antique spectacles, chalk dust on his academic robes. His hands shake slightly, but his mind is sharp.
ℹ️ Character descriptions are creative personas representing trading strategy styles. They are not financial advice, promises, or guarantees of performance.
📊 Last 3 Months Performance: Showing Professor Mean's performance over the last 3 months across 102 stock symbols. 🟢 LIVE
Quick Performance Comparison
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Equity Curve (Last 3 Months)
Combined P&L across all 102 symbols
⚙️ Trading Strategy
Trade 2 standard deviation extremes back to mean
When price moves 2 standard deviations from its 20-day average, the move is statistically extreme. Professor Mean profits from the inevitable return to normalcy.
🎯 Best Suited For
Range-bound stocks and ETFs
📜 Why This Strategy Works
Markets overreact. Good news pushes prices above fair value; bad news pushes them below. Extremes are by definition unsustainable.
Mathematical Formula
CODE VERIFIED —
These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php
📊 Entry Signal
📈 Entry Signal
📉 Exit Rules
⚙️ Simulation Parameters
📖 Historical Origin
Origin: Sir Francis Galton's regression to the mean
Sir Francis Galton was a polymath who, in the 1880s, discovered "regression toward mediocrity" while studying hereditary traits. The principle was universal: extreme measurements tend to be followed by less extreme ones.
🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last 3 Months)
📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last 3 Months)
📊 All Symbol Results
Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve
📖 Understanding Score & Momentum columns
Measures how well this strategy+symbol combination has performed across the entire simulation history. Based on return, win rate, drawdown control, profit factor, and trade count. Higher is better.
Measures performance over the last 30 days only. Same quality model but calibrated for short-term activity. Captures recent regime shifts that the lifetime score may miss.
🔥 Heating Up — Mom is 20+ points above Score. This symbol is performing significantly better recently than its lifetime average. Could indicate a favorable regime shift.
🧊 Cooling Off — Mom is 20+ points below Score. This symbol is underperforming recently despite a strong lifetime track record. Could indicate an unfavorable regime shift.
No icon = Steady — Scores within ±20 points. Consistent performance.
| Rank | Symbol | Score | Mom | Return | 3M Start | Final Value | Trades | Win Rate | Fees | Net | Max DD | Avg Hold | Refunds | Last Refund | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
SOXL
|
56 | 83🔥 | +118.28% | $14,335 | $31,290 | 35 | 83% | - | +$16,955 | -43.9% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 2 |
INTC
|
30 | 90🔥 | +44.13% | $9,332 | $13,450 | 37 | 84% | - | +$4,118 | -24.3% | 6.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 3 |
AMD
|
27 | 66🔥 | +22.66% | $9,758 | $11,969 | 39 | 67% | - | +$2,211 | -28.5% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 4 |
TQQQ
|
30 | 79🔥 | +21.46% | $10,041 | $12,196 | 36 | 78% | - | +$2,155 | -17.9% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 5 |
MU
|
34 | 60🔥 | +15.84% | $11,450 | $13,264 | 35 | 63% | - | +$1,814 | -23.5% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 6 |
ORCL
|
14 | 38🔥 | +15.51% | $8,637 | $9,976 | 38 | 63% | - | +$1,340 | -27.9% | 6.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 7 |
SOFI
|
27 | 54🔥 | +15.37% | $9,860 | $11,375 | 37 | 68% | - | +$1,515 | -26.0% | 5.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 8 |
MRK
|
46 | 29 | +12.30% | $11,962 | $13,434 | 38 | 68% | - | +$1,471 | -8.0% | 4.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 9 |
RIOT
|
19 | 34 | +11.89% | $8,860 | $9,914 | 38 | 74% | - | +$1,054 | -50.0% | 7.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 10 |
UNH
|
24 | 65🔥 | +11.33% | $9,456 | $10,527 | 34 | 79% | - | +$1,071 | -22.2% | 5.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 11 |
NET
|
35 | 76🔥 | +10.38% | $12,335 | $13,616 | 37 | 68% | - | +$1,280 | -16.9% | 6.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 12 |
XLK
|
36 | 57🔥 | +10.08% | $11,051 | $12,164 | 37 | 81% | - | +$1,114 | -11.6% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 13 |
ABBV
|
15 | 50🔥 | +10.06% | $9,048 | $9,958 | 37 | 73% | - | +$910 | -17.6% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 14 |
GS
|
68 | 67 | +10.05% | $13,666 | $15,039 | 37 | 62% | - | +$1,373 | -3.9% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 15 |
MARA
|
28 | 86🔥 | +9.65% | $12,032 | $13,194 | 35 | 71% | - | +$1,161 | -29.5% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 16 |
CRM
|
32 | 70🔥 | +9.57% | $10,924 | $11,969 | 36 | 61% | - | +$1,045 | -9.2% | 8.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 17 |
CRWD
|
48 | 80🔥 | +9.51% | $14,219 | $15,571 | 34 | 71% | - | +$1,352 | -12.6% | 6.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 18 |
AVGO
|
38 | 22 | +9.48% | $12,266 | $13,429 | 36 | 69% | - | +$1,163 | -12.8% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 19 |
RBLX
|
41 | 65🔥 | +9.19% | $13,770 | $15,035 | 37 | 65% | - | +$1,265 | -18.1% | 7.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 20 |
C
|
47 | 44 | +9.07% | $12,053 | $13,146 | 37 | 68% | - | +$1,093 | -6.0% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 21 |
SMCI
|
15 | 46🔥 | +8.86% | $6,880 | $7,490 | 36 | 69% | - | +$610 | -55.7% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 22 |
JPM
|
38 | 43 | +8.47% | $11,247 | $12,199 | 40 | 73% | - | +$953 | -7.6% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 23 |
MS
|
37 | 23 | +8.40% | $11,436 | $12,397 | 38 | 68% | - | +$961 | -9.7% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 24 |
OXY
|
11 | 57🔥 | +7.52% | $8,711 | $9,366 | 38 | 71% | - | +$655 | -17.0% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 25 |
IWM
|
13 | 33 | +7.25% | $9,467 | $10,153 | 38 | 68% | - | +$686 | -14.5% | 7.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 26 |
NVDA
|
53 | 58 | +6.97% | $14,859 | $15,895 | 39 | 59% | - | +$1,036 | -11.5% | 4.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 27 |
BAC
|
25 | 47🔥 | +6.75% | $10,174 | $10,861 | 35 | 74% | - | +$687 | -7.2% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 28 |
JNJ
|
49 | 25🧊 | +6.65% | $11,716 | $12,495 | 36 | 69% | - | +$779 | -5.7% | 5.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 29 |
LLY
|
14 | 46🔥 | +6.27% | $8,519 | $9,053 | 40 | 70% | - | +$534 | -24.9% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 30 |
QQQ
|
33 | 55🔥 | +6.03% | $10,568 | $11,205 | 36 | 81% | - | +$637 | -4.4% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 31 |
PG
|
36 | 49 | +5.86% | $11,037 | $11,684 | 39 | 74% | - | +$647 | -7.0% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 32 |
UVXY
|
23 | 32 | +5.85% | $10,698 | $11,324 | 36 | 67% | - | +$626 | -33.5% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 33 |
VTI
|
25 | 39 | +5.75% | $10,113 | $10,694 | 37 | 65% | - | +$581 | -8.8% | 6.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 34 |
USO
|
37 | 13🧊 | +5.63% | $12,406 | $13,104 | 36 | 61% | - | +$698 | -11.5% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 35 |
HD
|
21 | 46🔥 | +5.15% | $9,905 | $10,415 | 37 | 78% | - | +$510 | -5.1% | 3.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 36 |
DIA
|
13 | 36🔥 | +5.08% | $9,264 | $9,735 | 35 | 74% | - | +$471 | -11.0% | 5.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 37 |
REGN
|
32 | 47 | +5.01% | $11,432 | $12,004 | 39 | 77% | - | +$573 | -13.4% | 6.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 38 |
PEP
|
17 | 12 | +4.97% | $9,808 | $10,296 | 36 | 69% | - | +$487 | -12.9% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 39 |
GLD
|
11 | 46🔥 | +4.81% | $9,240 | $9,685 | 37 | 62% | - | +$444 | -7.6% | 5.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 40 |
AMZN
|
28 | 17 | +4.77% | $11,261 | $11,798 | 34 | 65% | - | +$537 | -15.2% | 5.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 41 |
XLF
|
32 | 27 | +4.70% | $10,699 | $11,202 | 37 | 70% | - | +$503 | -5.4% | 6.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 42 |
MDT
|
13 | 49🔥 | +4.61% | $9,118 | $9,538 | 37 | 76% | - | +$420 | -13.7% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 43 |
KO
|
33 | 12🧊 | +4.52% | $10,735 | $11,221 | 37 | 73% | - | +$485 | -6.2% | 5.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 44 |
ARKK
|
27 | 61🔥 | +4.22% | $10,960 | $11,422 | 37 | 59% | - | +$463 | -16.4% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 45 |
AMGN
|
33 | 16 | +4.15% | $11,353 | $11,824 | 39 | 64% | - | +$471 | -10.0% | 4.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 46 |
PANW
|
11 | 52🔥 | +3.90% | $9,278 | $9,640 | 37 | 65% | - | +$362 | -24.6% | 6.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 47 |
CSCO
|
15 | 35🔥 | +3.81% | $9,761 | $10,132 | 33 | 70% | - | +$372 | -10.7% | 7.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 48 |
VRTX
|
41 | 51 | +3.38% | $11,660 | $12,054 | 34 | 62% | - | +$394 | -5.5% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 49 |
DIS
|
11 | 40🔥 | +3.34% | $9,280 | $9,590 | 38 | 66% | - | +$310 | -21.3% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 50 |
NIO
|
12 | 9 | +3.13% | $8,959 | $9,240 | 36 | 67% | - | +$280 | -30.0% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 51 |
GILD
|
21 | 20 | +2.97% | $10,187 | $10,489 | 37 | 62% | - | +$303 | -18.5% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 52 |
COP
|
15 | 40🔥 | +2.56% | $9,953 | $10,208 | 37 | 65% | - | +$255 | -18.3% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 53 |
VOO
|
36 | 30 | +2.56% | $11,006 | $11,288 | 39 | 62% | - | +$282 | -5.6% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 54 |
SPY
|
31 | 29 | +2.53% | $10,632 | $10,901 | 39 | 62% | - | +$269 | -7.1% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 55 |
SLB
|
12 | 9 | +2.50% | $9,571 | $9,811 | 36 | 58% | - | +$239 | -18.4% | 6.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 56 |
BIIB
|
15 | 24 | +2.48% | $9,149 | $9,376 | 39 | 59% | - | +$227 | -26.8% | 4.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 57 |
AXP
|
29 | 18 | +2.44% | $11,184 | $11,457 | 40 | 58% | - | +$273 | -12.7% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 58 |
PYPL
|
13 | 16 | +2.22% | $9,687 | $9,902 | 42 | 57% | - | +$215 | -17.7% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 59 |
WFC
|
13 | 24 | +1.87% | $9,157 | $9,329 | 36 | 72% | - | +$171 | -15.9% | 6.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 60 |
PFE
|
21 | 23 | +1.86% | $10,341 | $10,533 | 35 | 71% | - | +$192 | -11.8% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 61 |
BRK-B
|
43 | 19🧊 | +1.28% | $11,806 | $11,957 | 38 | 61% | - | +$151 | -4.6% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 62 |
MCD
|
47 | 14🧊 | +1.15% | $12,442 | $12,585 | 36 | 61% | - | +$143 | -4.1% | 5.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 63 |
COST
|
22 | 47🔥 | +0.92% | $10,306 | $10,401 | 34 | 65% | - | +$95 | -7.2% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 64 |
TLT
|
13 | 6 | +0.88% | $9,930 | $10,018 | 36 | 67% | - | +$87 | -6.8% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 65 |
VXX
|
30 | 54🔥 | +0.84% | $12,836 | $12,944 | 39 | 59% | - | +$108 | -19.3% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 66 |
MA
|
30 | 17 | +0.41% | $10,969 | $11,014 | 38 | 53% | - | +$45 | -5.8% | 7.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 67 |
SPXU
|
24 | 35 | -0.37% | $11,356 | $11,314 | 35 | 54% | - | -$42 | -19.1% | 10.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 68 |
ACN
|
12 | 66🔥 | -0.40% | $8,704 | $8,669 | 39 | 51% | - | -$35 | -15.0% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 69 |
GOOGL
|
28 | 25 | -0.48% | $11,355 | $11,301 | 37 | 59% | - | -$55 | -9.9% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 70 |
BMY
|
52 | 17🧊 | -0.48% | $15,229 | $15,156 | 35 | 69% | - | -$73 | -10.5% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 71 |
ISRG
|
34 | 17 | -0.84% | $12,743 | $12,636 | 37 | 62% | - | -$107 | -17.0% | 4.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 72 |
TSLA
|
12 | 17 | -1.12% | $9,248 | $9,145 | 37 | 59% | - | -$104 | -25.6% | 5.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 73 |
RIVN
|
11 | 9 | -1.41% | $8,009 | $7,896 | 33 | 55% | - | -$113 | -32.4% | 7.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 74 |
ARM
|
26 | 34 | -1.74% | $11,870 | $11,664 | 33 | 58% | - | -$207 | -16.8% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 75 |
SNOW
|
27 | 43 | -1.85% | $12,021 | $11,799 | 34 | 59% | - | -$222 | -17.7% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 76 |
BLK
|
56 | 29🧊 | -1.91% | $13,620 | $13,359 | 40 | 65% | - | -$260 | -4.0% | 4.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 77 |
SCHW
|
41 | 9🧊 | -2.00% | $12,579 | $12,328 | 37 | 70% | - | -$252 | -7.0% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 78 |
VZ
|
15 | 17 | -2.22% | $10,247 | $10,020 | 35 | 60% | - | -$227 | -12.7% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 79 |
AAPL
|
28 | 17 | -2.27% | $11,602 | $11,339 | 34 | 65% | - | -$263 | -13.3% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 80 |
V
|
12 | 15 | -2.29% | $10,187 | $9,954 | 38 | 55% | - | -$233 | -5.0% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 81 |
SLV
|
21 | 51🔥 | -2.52% | $10,580 | $10,313 | 37 | 65% | - | -$267 | -25.0% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 82 |
NFLX
|
28 | 9 | -2.58% | $11,759 | $11,455 | 38 | 55% | - | -$303 | -13.7% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 83 |
DKNG
|
30 | 16 | -2.70% | $12,270 | $11,939 | 38 | 68% | - | -$331 | -14.0% | 5.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 84 |
GME
|
13 | 15 | -3.06% | $7,727 | $7,490 | 37 | 51% | - | -$236 | -44.4% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 85 |
COIN
|
20 | 31 | -3.16% | $11,084 | $10,734 | 34 | 65% | - | -$350 | -42.7% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 86 |
ADBE
|
10 | 16 | -3.18% | $8,406 | $8,139 | 37 | 62% | - | -$267 | -18.6% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 87 |
XOM
|
13 | 47🔥 | -3.23% | $10,322 | $9,989 | 35 | 60% | - | -$333 | -9.1% | 5.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 88 |
MSFT
|
12 | 11 | -3.46% | $9,663 | $9,329 | 35 | 46% | - | -$334 | -10.0% | 4.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 89 |
CVX
|
28 | 43 | -3.48% | $11,249 | $10,858 | 40 | 58% | - | -$391 | -5.5% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 90 |
IBM
|
18 | 9 | -3.57% | $10,687 | $10,305 | 37 | 49% | - | -$382 | -9.2% | 4.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 91 |
META
|
34 | 17 | -3.78% | $12,141 | $11,682 | 34 | 59% | - | -$459 | -5.9% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 92 |
WMT
|
30 | 26 | -4.07% | $11,430 | $10,965 | 35 | 60% | - | -$465 | -4.5% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 93 |
XLE
|
11 | 28 | -4.41% | $10,075 | $9,631 | 39 | 56% | - | -$444 | -13.3% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 94 |
TMO
|
13 | 14 | -4.57% | $10,066 | $9,606 | 35 | 54% | - | -$460 | -13.7% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 95 |
PM
|
13 | 13 | -6.45% | $10,174 | $9,518 | 37 | 59% | - | -$656 | -10.7% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 96 |
CMCSA
|
13 | 19 | -6.57% | $8,978 | $8,388 | 34 | 71% | - | -$590 | -19.7% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 97 |
HOOD
|
30 | 9🧊 | -6.94% | $13,031 | $12,127 | 35 | 51% | - | -$904 | -26.1% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 98 |
AMC
|
69 | 37🧊 | -9.62% | $20,616 | $18,633 | 37 | 62% | - | -$1,983 | -18.6% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 99 |
MRNA
|
9 | 21 | -12.27% | $6,149 | $5,395 | 37 | 54% | - | -$755 | -31.7% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 100 |
LCID
|
11 | 15 | -16.40% | $9,608 | $8,032 | 38 | 61% | - | -$1,576 | -30.7% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 101 |
SQQQ
|
8 | 9 | -17.37% | $6,634 | $5,482 | 34 | 41% | - | -$1,152 | -42.9% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 102 |
PLTR
|
49 | 17🧊 | -18.85% | $19,515 | $15,836 | 41 | 59% | - | -$3,679 | -11.2% | 4.9h | ✓ | - |
👤 Personality
Speaks in equations. Finds human behavior predictable and slightly disappointing. Gets genuinely excited about standard deviations.
SOXL
INTC
AMD
TQQQ
MU
ORCL
SOFI
MRK
RIOT
UNH
PLTR
SQQQ
LCID
MRNA
AMC
NET
XLK
ABBV
GS
MARA
CRM
CRWD
AVGO
RBLX
C
SMCI
JPM
MS
OXY
IWM
NVDA
BAC
JNJ
LLY
QQQ
PG
UVXY
VTI
USO
HD
DIA
REGN
PEP
GLD
AMZN
XLF
MDT
KO
ARKK
AMGN
PANW
CSCO
VRTX
DIS
NIO
GILD
COP
VOO
SPY
SLB
BIIB
AXP
PYPL
WFC
PFE
BRK-B
MCD
COST
TLT
VXX
MA
SPXU
ACN
GOOGL
BMY
ISRG
TSLA
RIVN
ARM
SNOW
BLK
SCHW
VZ
AAPL
V
SLV
NFLX
DKNG
GME
COIN
ADBE
XOM
MSFT
CVX
IBM
META
WMT
XLE
TMO
PM
CMCSA
HOOD