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Yolanda YOLO
The Degen
🎰 Swing Trader 📅 6 years old (Born 2020)"A 5% dip is the universe daring you to size up."
Neon hair (color changes monthly). Constantly on her phone. Has lost and made back her entire account at least twice. Diamond hands emoji in all her bios.
Feb 14, 2025
→
Feb 14, 2026
(365 days)
📊 Last Year Performance: Showing Yolanda YOLO's performance over the last year across 102 stock symbols. 🟢 LIVE
$11,076
Avg Value (per symbol)
Started at:
$10,675
(+$400)
+3.75%
Last Year ROI
39.8%
Win Rate
993
Total Trades
Quick Performance Comparison
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Equity Curve (Last Year)
Combined P&L across all 102 symbols
⚙️ Trading Strategy
Buy 5% dips, target 10% profit
Targets deeper dips (5%) than conventional strategies, waiting for true capitulation. Her 10% profit target is aggressive but accounts for the higher risk.
🎯 Best Suited For
Meme stocks, volatile crypto
"Fortune favors the bold. And I'm bold as fuck."
📜 Why This Strategy Works
In volatile markets, these swings happen regularly. The strategy works when she can stomach the drawdowns—and when she doesn't blow up first.
Mathematical Formula
CODE VERIFIED —
These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php
📊 Entry Signal ("Buy the Dip")
📈 Entry Signal ("Buy the Dip")
Price has fallen 5%+ from 20-bar high
→ BUY at current price
📉 Exit Conditions
• TARGET: Price ≥ entry × 1.10 (+10% gain)
• STOP_LOSS: Price ≤ entry × 0.95 (-5% loss)
• MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 21 days
Risk/Reward: 2:1 (win $10 for every $5 risked)
⚙️ Simulation Parameters
DIP_LOOKBACK:
20
DIP_THRESHOLD_PCT:
5%
TARGET_GAIN_PCT:
10%
STOP_LOSS_PCT:
-5%
MAX_HOLD_DAYS:
21
📖 Historical Origin
Origin: Pandemic stimulus checks and Robinhood
Born in January 2020 when the pandemic, zero-commission trading, and government stimulus created a perfect storm. In January 2021, GameStop proved the power of coordinated retail buying.
🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last Year)
📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last Year)
📊 All Symbol Results
Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve
📅 Last Year:
Feb 14, 2025
→
Feb 14, 2026
(365 days)
| Rank | Symbol | Return | 1Y Start | Final Value | Trades | Win Rate | Fees | Net | Max DD | Avg Hold | Refunds | Last Refund |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
SOFI
|
+124.52% | $10,744 | $24,122 | 26 | 54% | - | +$13,378 | -27.7% | 4.9d | ✓ | - |
| 2 |
NET
|
+71.35% | $12,930 | $22,155 | 18 | 56% | - | +$9,225 | -17.1% | 6.1d | ✓ | - |
| 3 |
REGN
|
+68.86% | $8,766 | $14,803 | 6 | 100% | - | +$6,036 | -12.3% | 13.1d | ✓ | - |
| 4 |
TSLA
|
+62.49% | $9,763 | $15,863 | 21 | 52% | - | +$6,101 | -30.4% | 6.0d | ✓ | - |
| 5 |
MU
|
+61.04% | $12,535 | $20,187 | 20 | 55% | - | +$7,652 | -17.0% | 5.0d | ✓ | - |
| 6 |
SOXL
|
+41.75% | $7,885 | $11,177 | 47 | 43% | - | +$3,292 | -68.0% | 2.2d | ✓ | - |
| 7 |
MARA
|
+39.27% | $6,125 | $8,530 | 46 | 41% | - | +$2,405 | -59.1% | 2.1d | ✓ | - |
| 8 |
AVGO
|
+35.63% | $9,265 | $12,567 | 10 | 50% | - | +$3,301 | -23.7% | 5.4d | ✓ | - |
| 9 |
INTC
|
+32.82% | $6,554 | $8,705 | 23 | 48% | - | +$2,151 | -42.2% | 6.7d | ✓ | - |
| 10 |
HOOD
|
+29.20% | $24,638 | $31,832 | 32 | 41% | - | +$7,194 | -28.7% | 4.3d | ✓ | - |
| 11 |
ARM
|
+25.09% | $6,967 | $8,715 | 20 | 45% | - | +$1,748 | -64.1% | 5.5d | ✓ | - |
| 12 |
C
|
+24.10% | $9,057 | $11,240 | 7 | 71% | - | +$2,183 | -11.3% | 9.6d | ✓ | - |
| 13 |
MS
|
+23.82% | $10,207 | $12,638 | 6 | 67% | - | +$2,431 | -11.1% | 11.4d | ✓ | - |
| 14 |
ABBV
|
+21.71% | $9,508 | $11,572 | 4 | 75% | - | +$2,064 | -10.9% | 7.9d | ✓ | - |
| 15 |
MRK
|
+19.94% | $8,917 | $10,695 | 3 | 67% | - | +$1,778 | -10.8% | 14.4d | ✓ | - |
| 16 |
BIIB
|
+19.08% | $8,996 | $10,713 | 6 | 67% | - | +$1,716 | -11.6% | 11.3d | ✓ | - |
| 17 |
ARKK
|
+19.08% | $10,250 | $12,206 | 13 | 54% | - | +$1,956 | -29.2% | 9.3d | ✓ | - |
| 18 |
MDT
|
+16.99% | $10,000 | $11,699 | 2 | 100% | - | +$1,699 | -0.0% | 17.5d | ✓ | - |
| 19 |
CMCSA
|
+16.84% | $10,778 | $12,593 | 5 | 80% | - | +$1,815 | -5.1% | 16.9d | ✓ | - |
| 20 |
AMC
|
+16.28% | $19,559 | $22,744 | 18 | 44% | - | +$3,184 | -23.0% | 4.4d | ✓ | - |
| 21 |
SMCI
|
+16.23% | $5,221 | $6,069 | 35 | 43% | - | +$847 | -62.1% | 3.2d | ✓ | - |
| 22 |
V
|
+14.79% | $10,000 | $11,479 | 3 | 100% | - | +$1,479 | -0.0% | 16.4d | ✓ | - |
| 23 |
BMY
|
+14.78% | $9,488 | $10,890 | 3 | 67% | - | +$1,402 | -10.1% | 12.9d | ✓ | - |
| 24 |
NVDA
|
+14.13% | $11,466 | $13,086 | 11 | 45% | - | +$1,620 | -24.9% | 4.9d | ✓ | - |
| 25 |
GOOGL
|
+13.03% | $10,067 | $11,378 | 5 | 60% | - | +$1,312 | -9.7% | 12.1d | ✓ | - |
| 26 |
AMGN
|
+11.34% | $10,012 | $11,147 | 3 | 100% | - | +$1,135 | -5.6% | 15.9d | ✓ | - |
| 27 |
DIA
|
+10.12% | $10,000 | $11,012 | 1 | 100% | - | +$1,012 | -0.0% | 7.0d | ✓ | - |
| 28 |
BLK
|
+8.98% | $10,000 | $10,898 | 3 | 67% | - | +$898 | -7.0% | 8.1d | ✓ | - |
| 29 |
PFE
|
+7.46% | $10,414 | $11,191 | 2 | 100% | - | +$777 | -0.0% | 21.0d | ✓ | - |
| 30 |
ORCL
|
+7.31% | $10,054 | $10,789 | 14 | 29% | - | +$735 | -18.2% | 5.8d | ✓ | - |
| 31 |
MA
|
+7.10% | $10,000 | $10,710 | 3 | 67% | - | +$710 | -4.8% | 11.7d | ✓ | - |
| 32 |
SLB
|
+7.04% | $9,929 | $10,628 | 3 | 67% | - | +$699 | -7.9% | 7.1d | ✓ | - |
| 33 |
CRWD
|
+5.48% | $14,857 | $15,672 | 13 | 38% | - | +$814 | -16.3% | 8.2d | ✓ | - |
| 34 |
VZ
|
+5.08% | $10,575 | $11,112 | 1 | 100% | - | +$537 | -1.7% | 21.0d | ✓ | - |
| 35 |
IWM
|
+5.07% | $11,025 | $11,584 | 2 | 50% | - | +$559 | -5.1% | 7.1d | ✓ | - |
| 36 |
XLK
|
+4.87% | $10,994 | $11,529 | 2 | 50% | - | +$535 | -5.1% | 3.7d | ✓ | - |
| 37 |
WMT
|
+4.82% | $10,000 | $10,482 | 3 | 67% | - | +$482 | -5.2% | 15.3d | ✓ | - |
| 38 |
COST
|
+4.67% | $9,789 | $10,246 | 2 | 50% | - | +$457 | -7.1% | 10.4d | ✓ | - |
| 39 |
COP
|
+4.49% | $10,000 | $10,449 | 2 | 50% | - | +$449 | -5.0% | 1.2d | ✓ | - |
| 40 |
MSFT
|
+4.38% | $10,175 | $10,620 | 3 | 33% | - | +$446 | -4.9% | 12.3d | ✓ | - |
| 41 |
IBM
|
+3.59% | $9,409 | $9,746 | 5 | 40% | - | +$338 | -10.7% | 10.2d | ✓ | - |
| 42 |
TQQQ
|
+2.35% | $23,233 | $23,779 | 26 | 38% | - | +$546 | -46.3% | 4.7d | ✓ | - |
| 43 |
PG
|
+2.22% | $10,557 | $10,792 | 1 | 100% | - | +$234 | -0.0% | 21.0d | ✓ | - |
| 44 |
XLE
|
+1.75% | $10,000 | $10,175 | 2 | 50% | - | +$175 | -6.7% | 11.0d | ✓ | - |
| 45 |
GS
|
+1.62% | $10,979 | $11,157 | 4 | 50% | - | +$178 | -11.6% | 5.9d | ✓ | - |
| 46 |
USO
|
+0.87% | $10,402 | $10,493 | 5 | 40% | - | +$91 | -13.5% | 12.1d | ✓ | - |
| 47 |
PEP
|
+0.00% | $10,000 | $10,000 | NO ENTRY | - | - | - | -0.0% | 0.0h | ✓ | - |
| 48 |
TLT
|
+0.00% | $10,000 | $10,000 | NO ENTRY | - | - | - | -0.0% | 0.0h | ✓ | - |
| 49 |
KO
|
+0.00% | $10,000 | $10,000 | NO ENTRY | - | - | - | -0.0% | 0.0h | ✓ | - |
| 50 |
GILD
|
+0.00% | $9,471 | $9,471 | NO ENTRY | - | - | - | -5.3% | 16.0d | ✓ | - |
| 51 |
MCD
|
+0.00% | $10,099 | $10,099 | NO ENTRY | - | - | - | -0.0% | 21.0d | ✓ | - |
| 52 |
PM
|
-0.68% | $10,000 | $9,932 | 2 | 50% | - | -$68 | -5.0% | 13.6d | ✓ | - |
| 53 |
PANW
|
-1.22% | $10,449 | $10,322 | 7 | 43% | - | -$127 | -14.4% | 8.6d | ✓ | - |
| 54 |
VRTX
|
-1.28% | $10,819 | $10,681 | 3 | 33% | - | -$138 | -10.0% | 13.4d | ✓ | - |
| 55 |
AAPL
|
-2.59% | $10,990 | $10,706 | 4 | 25% | - | -$285 | -10.0% | 7.7d | ✓ | - |
| 56 |
CRM
|
-2.72% | $10,464 | $10,180 | 6 | 50% | - | -$285 | -10.3% | 10.4d | ✓ | - |
| 57 |
PLTR
|
-3.55% | $27,691 | $26,708 | 24 | 38% | - | -$983 | -22.6% | 4.1d | ✓ | - |
| 58 |
AMZN
|
-4.11% | $10,382 | $9,956 | 4 | 50% | - | -$427 | -12.5% | 5.8d | ✓ | - |
| 59 |
CSCO
|
-4.18% | $10,001 | $9,582 | 2 | 50% | - | -$418 | -5.2% | 11.1d | ✓ | - |
| 60 |
COIN
|
-4.20% | $9,331 | $8,939 | 27 | 33% | - | -$392 | -54.0% | 4.0d | ✓ | - |
| 61 |
CVX
|
-4.37% | $10,000 | $9,563 | 3 | 33% | - | -$437 | -10.2% | 7.7d | ✓ | - |
| 62 |
BAC
|
-4.51% | $11,006 | $10,510 | 3 | 33% | - | -$496 | -13.5% | 3.6d | ✓ | - |
| 63 |
JPM
|
-4.93% | $10,271 | $9,764 | 3 | 33% | - | -$506 | -11.2% | 14.0d | ✓ | - |
| 64 |
VTI
|
-5.02% | $10,000 | $9,498 | 1 | 0% | - | -$502 | -5.0% | 3.0d | ✓ | - |
| 65 |
HD
|
-5.11% | $10,000 | $9,489 | 1 | 0% | - | -$511 | -5.1% | 4.1d | ✓ | - |
| 66 |
SPY
|
-5.23% | $10,000 | $9,477 | 1 | 0% | - | -$523 | -5.2% | 3.0d | ✓ | - |
| 67 |
VOO
|
-5.32% | $10,000 | $9,468 | 1 | 0% | - | -$532 | -5.3% | 3.0d | ✓ | - |
| 68 |
JNJ
|
-5.36% | $10,000 | $9,464 | 1 | 0% | - | -$536 | -5.4% | 6.0d | ✓ | - |
| 69 |
TMO
|
-5.39% | $10,000 | $9,461 | 2 | 0% | - | -$539 | -5.4% | 14.1d | ✓ | - |
| 70 |
QQQ
|
-5.54% | $10,001 | $9,446 | 1 | 0% | - | -$554 | -5.5% | 23.8h | ✓ | - |
| 71 |
SQQQ
|
-5.56% | $5,896 | $5,568 | 22 | 32% | - | -$328 | -48.9% | 3.9d | ✓ | - |
| 72 |
AXP
|
-5.72% | $10,052 | $9,477 | 4 | 25% | - | -$575 | -13.1% | 8.5d | ✓ | - |
| 73 |
XOM
|
-6.64% | $10,000 | $9,336 | 1 | 0% | - | -$664 | -6.6% | 3.0d | ✓ | - |
| 74 |
XLF
|
-6.89% | $10,000 | $9,311 | 1 | 0% | - | -$689 | -6.9% | 3.0d | ✓ | - |
| 75 |
PYPL
|
-7.19% | $11,064 | $10,269 | 8 | 38% | - | -$796 | -17.6% | 9.2d | ✓ | - |
| 76 |
SNOW
|
-7.61% | $10,823 | $9,999 | 12 | 33% | - | -$824 | -28.8% | 6.5d | ✓ | - |
| 77 |
DIS
|
-7.75% | $9,496 | $8,760 | 6 | 33% | - | -$736 | -17.2% | 12.2d | ✓ | - |
| 78 |
WFC
|
-7.98% | $11,752 | $10,814 | 6 | 33% | - | -$938 | -15.6% | 11.1d | ✓ | - |
| 79 |
BRK-B
|
-8.37% | $10,000 | $9,163 | 2 | 0% | - | -$837 | -8.4% | 12.5d | ✓ | - |
| 80 |
MRNA
|
-9.24% | $11,561 | $10,493 | 22 | 32% | - | -$1,068 | -32.5% | 4.8d | ✓ | - |
| 81 |
ADBE
|
-9.31% | $9,015 | $8,176 | 5 | 20% | - | -$839 | -18.2% | 14.1d | ✓ | - |
| 82 |
GLD
|
-10.26% | $10,000 | $8,974 | 2 | 0% | - | -$1,026 | -10.3% | 4.0d | ✓ | - |
| 83 |
OXY
|
-10.85% | $10,000 | $8,915 | 5 | 20% | - | -$1,085 | -19.1% | 3.8d | ✓ | - |
| 84 |
GME
|
-11.57% | $8,822 | $7,801 | 10 | 40% | - | -$1,021 | -40.5% | 3.6d | ✓ | - |
| 85 |
RIVN
|
-11.84% | $15,127 | $13,336 | 23 | 35% | - | -$1,791 | -22.9% | 5.9d | ✓ | - |
| 86 |
META
|
-11.99% | $12,478 | $10,982 | 5 | 20% | - | -$1,496 | -12.6% | 8.4d | ✓ | - |
| 87 |
SCHW
|
-12.30% | $9,124 | $8,002 | 4 | 25% | - | -$1,122 | -20.5% | 9.3d | ✓ | - |
| 88 |
UNH
|
-13.20% | $9,488 | $8,235 | 8 | 25% | - | -$1,252 | -26.7% | 9.5d | ✓ | - |
| 89 |
VXX
|
-13.49% | $13,917 | $12,040 | 23 | 35% | - | -$1,877 | -45.9% | 3.3d | ✓ | - |
| 90 |
SLV
|
-14.72% | $11,286 | $9,625 | 9 | 33% | - | -$1,661 | -29.3% | 8.3d | ✓ | - |
| 91 |
RBLX
|
-15.71% | $10,680 | $9,002 | 16 | 25% | - | -$1,678 | -40.0% | 6.3d | ✓ | - |
| 92 |
ACN
|
-16.20% | $9,500 | $7,961 | 4 | 25% | - | -$1,539 | -20.4% | 9.6d | ✓ | - |
| 93 |
UVXY
|
-16.23% | $9,402 | $7,876 | 50 | 36% | - | -$1,526 | -46.1% | 2.6d | ✓ | - |
| 94 |
LLY
|
-20.88% | $11,934 | $9,442 | 4 | 25% | - | -$2,492 | -22.6% | 11.3d | ✓ | - |
| 95 |
AMD
|
-21.17% | $8,579 | $6,763 | 15 | 33% | - | -$1,816 | -46.4% | 6.6d | ✓ | - |
| 96 |
NFLX
|
-21.39% | $10,881 | $8,554 | 5 | 0% | - | -$2,328 | -21.4% | 13.1d | ✓ | - |
| 97 |
ISRG
|
-21.84% | $10,275 | $8,031 | 8 | 25% | - | -$2,244 | -21.8% | 14.6d | ✓ | - |
| 98 |
SPXU
|
-25.81% | $9,013 | $6,687 | 12 | 25% | - | -$2,326 | -39.3% | 6.8d | ✓ | - |
| 99 |
DKNG
|
-29.93% | $11,105 | $7,781 | 15 | 20% | - | -$3,324 | -33.2% | 8.9d | ✓ | - |
| 100 |
NIO
|
-36.67% | $11,202 | $7,094 | 24 | 29% | - | -$4,108 | -49.3% | 5.2d | ✓ | - |
| 101 |
RIOT
|
-37.44% | $13,342 | $8,347 | 45 | 29% | - | -$4,995 | -51.2% | 2.5d | ✓ | - |
| 102 |
LCID
|
-39.72% | $9,979 | $6,016 | 31 | 29% | - | -$3,964 | -49.2% | 4.4d | ✓ | - |
👤 Personality
Fearless bordering on reckless. Lives for the thrill. Screenshots her wins, deletes her losses. Genuinely believes she's lucky.