Yolanda YOLO

The Degen

🎰 Swing Trader 📅 6 years old (Born 2020)

"A 5% dip is the universe daring you to size up."

Neon hair (color changes monthly). Constantly on her phone. Has lost and made back her entire account at least twice. Diamond hands emoji in all her bios.

📊 View Performance: 1 Month 3 Months 6 Months YTD 1 Year 2 Years

Feb 14, 2024 → Feb 14, 2026 (731 days)

🎯 Asset Class: 📈 Stocks 102 ₿ Crypto 12 🌐 All Assets 114

📊 2 Years Performance: We gave Yolanda YOLO $10,000 and let him trade 102 stock symbols from Jan 2, 2024 to today. 🟢 LIVE

$11,053

Avg Value (per symbol)

Started at: $10,000 (+$1,053)

+10.53%

2-Year ROI

41.5%

Win Rate

1,821

Total Trades

Quick Performance Comparison

Click any period to view detailed stats

Equity Curve (2 Years)

Combined P&L across all 102 symbols

⚙️ Trading Strategy

Buy 5% dips, target 10% profit

Targets deeper dips (5%) than conventional strategies, waiting for true capitulation. Her 10% profit target is aggressive but accounts for the higher risk.

🎯 Best Suited For

Meme stocks, volatile crypto

"Fortune favors the bold. And I'm bold as fuck."

📜 Why This Strategy Works

In volatile markets, these swings happen regularly. The strategy works when she can stomach the drawdowns—and when she doesn't blow up first.

Mathematical Formula

CODE VERIFIED — These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php

📊 Entry Signal ("Buy the Dip")

📈 Entry Signal ("Buy the Dip")

                        Price has fallen 5%+ from 20-bar high                    

→ BUY at current price

📉 Exit Conditions

                        • TARGET: Price ≥ entry × 1.10 (+10% gain)                    

                        • STOP_LOSS: Price ≤ entry × 0.95 (-5% loss)                    

                        • MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 21 days                    

Risk/Reward: 2:1 (win $10 for every $5 risked)

⚙️ Simulation Parameters

                        DIP_LOOKBACK:
                        20
                    

                        DIP_THRESHOLD_PCT:
                        5%
                    

                        TARGET_GAIN_PCT:
                        10%
                    

                        STOP_LOSS_PCT:
                        -5%
                    

                        MAX_HOLD_DAYS:
                        21
                    

📖 Historical Origin

Origin: Pandemic stimulus checks and Robinhood

Born in January 2020 when the pandemic, zero-commission trading, and government stimulus created a perfect storm. In January 2021, GameStop proved the power of coordinated retail buying.

🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (2 Years)

📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (2 Years)

📊 All Symbol Results

Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve

📅 2 Years: Feb 14, 2024 → Feb 14, 2026 (731 days)

Rank	Symbol	Return	Start	Final Value	Trades	Win Rate	Fees	Net	Max DD	Avg Hold	Refunds	Last Refund
1	HOOD	+218.32%	$10,000	$31,832	54	50%	-	+$21,832	-28.7%	4.3d	✓	-
2	PLTR	+167.08%	$10,000	$26,708	38	47%	-	+$16,708	-22.6%	4.1d	✓	-
3	SOFI	+141.22%	$10,000	$24,122	37	51%	-	+$14,122	-27.7%	4.9d	✓	-
4	TQQQ	+137.79%	$10,000	$23,779	45	49%	-	+$13,779	-46.3%	4.7d	✓	-
5	AMC	+127.44%	$10,000	$22,744	47	49%	-	+$12,744	-23.0%	4.4d	✓	-
6	NET	+121.55%	$10,000	$22,155	25	56%	-	+$12,155	-17.1%	6.1d	✓	-
7	MU	+101.87%	$10,000	$20,187	32	53%	-	+$10,187	-17.0%	5.0d	✓	-
8	TSLA	+58.63%	$10,000	$15,863	37	46%	-	+$5,863	-30.4%	6.0d	✓	-
9	CRWD	+56.72%	$10,000	$15,672	23	48%	-	+$5,672	-16.3%	8.2d	✓	-
10	REGN	+48.03%	$10,000	$14,803	9	67%	-	+$4,803	-12.3%	13.1d	✓	-
11	RIVN	+33.36%	$10,000	$13,336	53	45%	-	+$3,336	-22.9%	5.9d	✓	-
12	NVDA	+30.86%	$10,000	$13,086	27	44%	-	+$3,086	-24.9%	4.9d	✓	-
13	MS	+26.38%	$10,000	$12,638	8	63%	-	+$2,638	-11.1%	11.4d	✓	-
14	CMCSA	+25.93%	$10,000	$12,593	8	75%	-	+$2,593	-5.1%	16.9d	✓	-
15	AVGO	+25.67%	$10,000	$12,567	17	41%	-	+$2,567	-23.7%	5.4d	✓	-
16	ARKK	+22.06%	$10,000	$12,206	17	53%	-	+$2,206	-29.2%	9.3d	✓	-
17	VXX	+20.40%	$10,000	$12,040	42	36%	-	+$2,040	-45.9%	3.3d	✓	-
18	MDT	+16.99%	$10,000	$11,699	2	100%	-	+$1,699	-0.0%	17.5d	✓	-
19	IWM	+15.84%	$10,000	$11,584	3	67%	-	+$1,584	-5.1%	7.1d	✓	-
20	ABBV	+15.72%	$10,000	$11,572	5	60%	-	+$1,572	-10.9%	7.9d	✓	-
21	XLK	+15.29%	$10,000	$11,529	3	67%	-	+$1,529	-5.1%	3.7d	✓	-
22	V	+14.79%	$10,000	$11,479	3	100%	-	+$1,479	-0.0%	16.4d	✓	-
23	GOOGL	+13.78%	$10,000	$11,378	8	50%	-	+$1,378	-9.7%	12.1d	✓	-
24	C	+12.40%	$10,000	$11,240	8	63%	-	+$1,240	-11.3%	9.6d	✓	-
25	PFE	+11.91%	$10,000	$11,191	3	100%	-	+$1,191	-0.0%	21.0d	✓	-
26	SOXL	+11.77%	$10,000	$11,177	99	38%	-	+$1,177	-68.0%	2.2d	✓	-
27	GS	+11.57%	$10,000	$11,157	5	60%	-	+$1,157	-11.6%	5.9d	✓	-
28	AMGN	+11.47%	$10,000	$11,147	6	83%	-	+$1,147	-5.6%	15.9d	✓	-
29	VZ	+11.12%	$10,000	$11,112	4	75%	-	+$1,112	-1.7%	21.0d	✓	-
30	DIA	+10.12%	$10,000	$11,012	1	100%	-	+$1,012	-0.0%	7.0d	✓	-
31	META	+9.82%	$10,000	$10,982	8	50%	-	+$982	-12.6%	8.4d	✓	-
32	BLK	+8.98%	$10,000	$10,898	3	67%	-	+$898	-7.0%	8.1d	✓	-
33	BMY	+8.90%	$10,000	$10,890	4	50%	-	+$890	-10.1%	12.9d	✓	-
34	WFC	+8.14%	$10,000	$10,814	9	44%	-	+$814	-15.6%	11.1d	✓	-
35	PG	+7.92%	$10,000	$10,792	2	100%	-	+$792	-0.0%	21.0d	✓	-
36	ORCL	+7.89%	$10,000	$10,789	17	29%	-	+$789	-18.2%	5.8d	✓	-
37	BIIB	+7.13%	$10,000	$10,713	8	50%	-	+$713	-11.6%	11.3d	✓	-
38	MA	+7.10%	$10,000	$10,710	3	67%	-	+$710	-4.8%	11.7d	✓	-
39	AAPL	+7.06%	$10,000	$10,706	5	40%	-	+$706	-10.0%	7.7d	✓	-
40	MRK	+6.95%	$10,000	$10,695	5	40%	-	+$695	-10.8%	14.4d	✓	-
41	VRTX	+6.81%	$10,000	$10,681	6	67%	-	+$681	-10.0%	13.4d	✓	-
42	SLB	+6.28%	$10,000	$10,628	4	50%	-	+$628	-7.9%	7.1d	✓	-
43	MSFT	+6.20%	$10,000	$10,620	4	50%	-	+$620	-4.9%	12.3d	✓	-
44	BAC	+5.10%	$10,000	$10,510	4	50%	-	+$510	-13.5%	3.6d	✓	-
45	MRNA	+4.93%	$10,000	$10,493	42	38%	-	+$493	-32.5%	4.8d	✓	-
46	USO	+4.93%	$10,000	$10,493	6	50%	-	+$493	-13.5%	12.1d	✓	-
47	WMT	+4.82%	$10,000	$10,482	3	67%	-	+$482	-5.2%	15.3d	✓	-
48	COP	+4.49%	$10,000	$10,449	2	50%	-	+$449	-5.0%	1.2d	✓	-
49	PANW	+3.22%	$10,000	$10,322	9	44%	-	+$322	-14.4%	8.6d	✓	-
50	PYPL	+2.69%	$10,000	$10,269	12	50%	-	+$269	-17.6%	9.2d	✓	-
51	COST	+2.46%	$10,000	$10,246	3	33%	-	+$246	-7.1%	10.4d	✓	-
52	CRM	+1.80%	$10,000	$10,180	8	50%	-	+$180	-10.3%	10.4d	✓	-
53	XLE	+1.75%	$10,000	$10,175	2	50%	-	+$175	-6.7%	11.0d	✓	-
54	MCD	+0.99%	$10,000	$10,099	1	100%	-	+$99	-0.0%	21.0d	✓	-
55	PEP	+0.00%	$10,000	$10,000	NO ENTRY	-	-	-	-0.0%	0.0h	✓	-
56	TLT	+0.00%	$10,000	$10,000	NO ENTRY	-	-	-	-0.0%	0.0h	✓	-
57	KO	+0.00%	$10,000	$10,000	NO ENTRY	-	-	-	-0.0%	0.0h	✓	-
58	SNOW	-0.01%	$10,000	$9,999	20	35%	-	-$1	-28.8%	6.5d	✓	-
59	AMZN	-0.44%	$10,000	$9,956	6	50%	-	-$44	-12.5%	5.8d	✓	-
60	PM	-0.68%	$10,000	$9,932	2	50%	-	-$68	-5.0%	13.6d	✓	-
61	JPM	-2.36%	$10,000	$9,764	5	60%	-	-$236	-11.2%	14.0d	✓	-
62	IBM	-2.54%	$10,000	$9,746	7	29%	-	-$254	-10.7%	10.2d	✓	-
63	SLV	-3.75%	$10,000	$9,625	13	38%	-	-$375	-29.3%	8.3d	✓	-
64	CSCO	-4.18%	$10,000	$9,582	2	50%	-	-$418	-5.2%	11.1d	✓	-
65	CVX	-4.37%	$10,000	$9,563	3	33%	-	-$437	-10.2%	7.7d	✓	-
66	VTI	-5.02%	$10,000	$9,498	1	0%	-	-$502	-5.0%	3.0d	✓	-
67	HD	-5.11%	$10,000	$9,489	1	0%	-	-$511	-5.1%	4.1d	✓	-
68	SPY	-5.23%	$10,000	$9,477	1	0%	-	-$523	-5.2%	3.0d	✓	-
69	AXP	-5.23%	$10,000	$9,477	6	33%	-	-$523	-13.1%	8.5d	✓	-
70	GILD	-5.29%	$10,000	$9,471	NO ENTRY	-	-	-$529	-5.3%	16.0d	✓	-
71	VOO	-5.32%	$10,000	$9,468	1	0%	-	-$532	-5.3%	3.0d	✓	-
72	JNJ	-5.36%	$10,000	$9,464	1	0%	-	-$536	-5.4%	6.0d	✓	-
73	TMO	-5.39%	$10,000	$9,461	2	0%	-	-$539	-5.4%	14.1d	✓	-
74	QQQ	-5.54%	$10,000	$9,446	1	0%	-	-$554	-5.5%	23.8h	✓	-
75	LLY	-5.58%	$10,000	$9,442	9	44%	-	-$558	-22.6%	11.3d	✓	-
76	XOM	-6.64%	$10,000	$9,336	1	0%	-	-$664	-6.6%	3.0d	✓	-
77	XLF	-6.89%	$10,000	$9,311	1	0%	-	-$689	-6.9%	3.0d	✓	-
78	BRK-B	-8.37%	$10,000	$9,163	2	0%	-	-$837	-8.4%	12.5d	✓	-
79	RBLX	-9.98%	$10,000	$9,002	24	33%	-	-$998	-40.0%	6.3d	✓	-
80	GLD	-10.26%	$10,000	$8,974	2	0%	-	-$1,026	-10.3%	4.0d	✓	-
81	COIN	-10.61%	$10,000	$8,939	65	37%	-	-$1,061	-54.0%	4.0d	✓	-
82	OXY	-10.85%	$10,000	$8,915	5	20%	-	-$1,085	-19.1%	3.8d	✓	-
83	DIS	-12.40%	$10,000	$8,760	7	29%	-	-$1,240	-17.2%	12.2d	✓	-
84	ARM	-12.85%	$10,000	$8,715	49	39%	-	-$1,285	-64.1%	5.5d	✓	-
85	INTC	-12.95%	$10,000	$8,705	31	39%	-	-$1,295	-42.2%	6.7d	✓	-
86	NFLX	-14.46%	$10,000	$8,554	6	17%	-	-$1,446	-21.4%	13.1d	✓	-
87	MARA	-14.70%	$10,000	$8,530	110	34%	-	-$1,470	-59.1%	2.1d	✓	-
88	RIOT	-16.53%	$10,000	$8,347	98	33%	-	-$1,653	-51.2%	2.5d	✓	-
89	UNH	-17.65%	$10,000	$8,235	15	40%	-	-$1,765	-26.7%	9.5d	✓	-
90	ADBE	-18.24%	$10,000	$8,176	10	20%	-	-$1,824	-18.2%	14.1d	✓	-
91	ISRG	-19.69%	$10,000	$8,031	8	25%	-	-$1,969	-21.8%	14.6d	✓	-
92	SCHW	-19.98%	$10,000	$8,002	6	17%	-	-$1,998	-20.5%	9.3d	✓	-
93	ACN	-20.39%	$10,000	$7,961	5	20%	-	-$2,039	-20.4%	9.6d	✓	-
94	UVXY	-21.24%	$10,000	$7,876	94	36%	-	-$2,124	-46.1%	2.6d	✓	-
95	GME	-21.99%	$10,000	$7,801	44	36%	-	-$2,199	-40.5%	3.6d	✓	-
96	DKNG	-22.19%	$10,000	$7,781	27	30%	-	-$2,219	-33.2%	8.9d	✓	-
97	NIO	-29.06%	$10,000	$7,094	50	32%	-	-$2,906	-49.3%	5.2d	✓	-
98	AMD	-32.37%	$10,000	$6,763	29	28%	-	-$3,237	-46.4%	6.6d	✓	-
99	SPXU	-33.13%	$10,000	$6,687	20	25%	-	-$3,313	-39.3%	6.8d	✓	-
100	SMCI	-39.31%	$10,000	$6,069	89	37%	-	-$3,931	-62.1%	3.2d	✓	-
101	LCID	-39.84%	$10,000	$6,016	63	33%	-	-$3,984	-49.2%	4.4d	✓	-
102	SQQQ	-44.32%	$10,000	$5,568	40	25%	-	-$4,432	-48.9%	3.9d	✓	-

👤 Personality

Fearless bordering on reckless. Lives for the thrill. Screenshots her wins, deletes her losses. Genuinely believes she's lucky.